rneerkat:

rneerkat:

what if your eyebrows are two lovers that dream of one day being a unibrow so they can finally be together

thats the quickest ive lost a follower

foxnewsofficial:

sometimes i’ll have loads of money and then other times i’ll be awake

(Source: foxnewsofficial)

constantcomfort:

this whole website is white people making fun of white people.

oppa-im-so-yeppo:

hopelesslydimwitted:

longlivesherlock:

whorville:

whorville:

Which letter of the alphabet has the most water?

The C

I FUCKING GET IT NOW IT TOOK ME LIKE 20 MINS

I STILL DON’T GET IT SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN PLEASE AND THANK

the sea=the c

svviffer:

yourtubes:

what if your penis could talk

it would probably be a dick all the time

svvitzerland:

svvitzerland:

what do women have in the middle of their legs?

knees

dean-tacos-cas:

spookapple:

jackvessalius:

look what we have here

i have legitimately never laughed harder and for as long in my entire life

(Source: fuckyeahthebetterlife)

onthesideoftheotters:

crazypeoplejail:

help me I can’t stop laughing

DID HE JUST RUN ALL THE WAY TO THE SEATS TO CLAP FOR HIS TEAM OMFG

best-of-funny:

the-captains-wife:

folie-a-tout:

heyaeya:

dameofspace:

pandyssian:

OH MY GOD APPARENTLY TAKING AN ARROW TO THE KNEE WAS AN OLD NORDIC SLANG FOR GETTING MARRIED 

I THOUGHT THAT ALL THOSE GUYS IN SKYRIM HAD LITERALLY BEEN SHOT IN THEIR KNEES WITH ARROWS BUT I GUESS NOT

And at that moment, the foundation of that entire meme became something like this:

THAT EXPLAINS WHY MEN GO DOWN ON ONE KNEE WHEN THEY PROPOSE

OH MY GOD

my whole life is a lie

X

brightsideofmidnight:

brightsideofmidnight:

brightsideofmidnight:

Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

It felt crumby.

Fuck you guys. That was funny.

awellkept-secret:

do itt

(Source: simplydarkk)

para-ara-aradise:

How do you tell someone you don’t want to date them you just want to fuck them

” Hey …. wanna have the Charlie Sheen kind of relationship ?? “

para-ara-aradise:

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

shanicelondon:

SELENA REJECTING JUSTIN’S KISS

TAYLOR’S ‘YUCK’ FACE

Only rebloging for Taylor

(Source: ohsoswiftly)